What Is a Simp, Exactly?
A Simp, in our world, is not pathetic. He’s not weak. He’s not some sad little man tossing heart emojis at Instagram influencers from his mum’s WiFi.
No, no.
He’s devoted. He’s eager. He thrives under direction. He wants to please. And he does it all with a reverence that borders on worship. That’s your Simp. An angel with a barely-suppressed blush whenever you correct him.
And guess what? He’s not dangerous. He’s delicious.
You’re not teasing. You’re not manipulating. You’re responding — graciously — to something he’s already offering. You’re creating space for him to serve, and for you to enjoy being served.
A.) A person, commonly male, who is overly deferential, excessively attentive and subservient to the woman they are attracted to in hopes of pleasing them and winning their attention. He accepts disrespect, poor treatment and total disregard from her because of his deep desire to please her. B.) A living doormat. Even though his feelings are unrequited, he continues to devote all his efforts to the woman who openly doesn’t care about him. A simp is a man who is disrespectful of himself. He realizes he has little to no innate value and he must always make an extraordinary effort to create value for the object of his affection. The woman being “simped” has no interest in Him other than his usefulness to her.
